Getting Dressed is Becoming More Complicated
So I decided to get dressed and spent a quick moment, as I always do, collecting the clothes that I want to wear for the day. I put them in a pile in the bathroom, took off my jim-jams, and got in the shower. As I do.
But when I got out of the shower and started to get dressed, things began to go wrong. I reached for my brand new teal top and accidentally picked up the teal jim-jams I'd only recently removed. Oops, that's not a fashion statement. I dropped those and redirected myself to the other stack of clothes. Grabbing what I thought was my v-neck top off of that, I discovered that I'd put my teal workout pants into the pile by mistake.
How did I make this mistake? Because they are all the exact same shade of teal. EXACTLY!
I went out into the bedroom to find my top and finish getting dressed. Then I stopped and took a good long look around me. You know, at those metallic lagoon walls I painted a little over two years ago.
I'm pretty sure that if I stood up against the wall in any of these outfits, no one would find me for days. Sigh.
These fashion color trends have got to stop. Apparently I haven't the savvy to handle them responsibly. At this rate, it's a challenge just to know I've gotten dressed! If I'm not offered a rainbow of choices, and soon, goodness knows what I'm going to walk out into the world wearing next.
"Does she know she's wearing a bathing suit with a frock coat?"
"I don't know, but you have to admit, it does match perfectly..."
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